February 2012
most amazing conversation you can hear in Arkham...
Inmate 1: I read.
Inmate 2: Porn don't count.
Inmate 1: Screw you.
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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“Hey, seriously, man. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all the time....”
– Jake, Adventure Time (via timbre-wolf)
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“Did you hear that your Dad can’t get time off work to go to Hell Fest? :@”
– Actual words from my mum. She’s like 45.
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Have you seen this Leeds/Reading lineup leek? :O
lium:
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flynnizard:
girls who say suck my dick make me cringe
Two DVDs from LOVEFiLM came today
Thor and Captain America, since I want to see The Avengers when it comes out simply because Joss Whedon is directing, so I thought I’d better watch the films first.
So which should I watch first?
Holy crap.
Tomorrow is the 29th of February
As in, the day that only comes round once every 4 years
How exciting!
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
You know what today is?
strawberry-blonde-curls:
flynnizard:
idk why people compare lyrics of the 1970’s to nowdays
yes a lot of lyrics now are shit but the 1970s also had
“hit me with your rythm stick, hit me, hit me, hit me”
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frickers:
It truly upsets me that Sarah Jessica Parker was not nominated for her stunning performance in War Horse.
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
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